Coach's comments

My tennis coach is hilarious. He has a wierd sense of humor, and we hear the same jokes over and over. I figured you might want to hear some of his jokes and nicknames. You have to remember not to take anything he says seriously and he just says these things to see everyone's reaction.


Let's start with some of the nicknames. He gives a name to each of his tennis girls boyfriends because he can never remember their real name. For example, my sister's boyfriend's original name was "land shark" because coach was told he had a large nose. Then later it was changed to "mighty midget man" because he's strong and races midget cars. Others names were "durango" because he was a cowboy, and "gieco" because he was as hairy as a caveman. Oh and there is "miss peggy" but no one really understands that one. Some of the other names are "twagger" and "douche bag."

My favorite is his newest name and it's for his tennis team. He calls us his "prize heifers." Yeah like the cow. He said it's because we have all gained weight since last season.

You have to know this guy to understand his humor. Just remember to not take it seriously and just laugh. That is what we do. There will be more stories to come.